Year without Pop explained

OK, so a year without pop seems like a good idea right now. Here are the ground rules.

1) No liquids of any kind where the primary ingredient is high-fructose corn syrup.
2) No diet versions of these liquids.
3) No diet caffeine free versions of these liquids.
4) No drinks where sugar is added but is not carbonated (e.g. "fruit" drinks) but to pass off as healthy they twist a a sliver of lime over a vat and call it "<1% fruit juice". (these normally violate rule #1 as well).

Rules of allowable drinks
1) any caffeinated beverage not listed above (including tea and coffee)
2) Any alcoholic beverage that doesn't violate rules above
3) Water
4) milk and dairy products
5) desserts